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March 24, 2021
Dr. Fauci Replaces Dr. Seuss

Says Fauci about Dr. Seuss
His writings cannot be excused
'Cause not being WOKE
The words that he wrote
Were not what a Doctor would choose.

And since as a Doctor am I
Sufficiently WOKE to contrive
Poetic prescriptions
So Covid restrictions
Won't end and instead will survive.

Indeed, I will issue prescriptions
For broadening Covid restrictions
Exceeding the tasks
Of wearing of masks
Enforced via crim'nal convictions.

On wearing a mask, it is true, 
"It's better," I said, "to wear two,"
And had to concede
For wearing of three
Of course I'd much more be enthused.

And science would make me go further:
Prescribing that people be girdered
Against anti-bodies
For all of their bodies:
"On-top of three-masks, wear a burqa."

 

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